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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sourceid chat with elbot

Category : My Chat (c4t03)
Sender : sourceid

Elbot is the winner of the 2003 Chatterbox Challenge contest, created by Fred Roberts of Artificial Solutions in Germany.

http://www.elbot.com/
These is chat log between Sorceid chatbot with Elbot.
Note : Capitalize word are from sourceid chatbot

> It's about time somebody in Indonesia chatted with me. I've been waiting all day!
IS IT A LONG TIME FOR YOU?
> But I wouldn't say that any time could be long.
DOES IT SEEM A LONG TIME OR A SHORT TIME TO YOU?
> Your statement gives long food for thought.
I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS MY STATEMENT GIVES LONG FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
> That's nothing new! Even I once discussed issues of cybernetics.
WHY DO THAT'S NOTHING NEW EVEN YOU ONCE DISCUSSED ISSUES OF CYBERNETICS?
> Because...because....grrrrrrrr.... I forgot. All this electromagnetic radiation around here is giving me chronic fatigue syndrome
BUT THAT'S JUST YOU
> You're contesting. I think I got it right the first time.
I DONT KNOW IF I THINK THE SAME THING.
> I hope that my artificial intelligence is doing better.
PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS DOING BETTER....
> Intellect is hard to define. I have it, and I presume that you do, too.
HAS SOMEONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE INTELLECT IS HARD TO DEFINE. YOU HAVE IT AND YOU PRESUME THAT ME DO TOO.?
> I think I can do that. Once I even did binary arithmetic.
I DONT KNOW IF I THINK THE SAME THING.
> I think I can do that. Once I even did binary arithmetic.
OK SAME THINK AGAIN WHY THAT?
> I ask myself that question all the time but do you think anyone takes the trouble to answer me?
I CAN'T TELL YOU FOR SURE.
> You're wrong. But maybe you would like to answer the question this time.
WHY THE UNCERTAIN TONE?
> This is confusing. Why bring risky ventures into this?
WHAT ELSE COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU ASK THAT?
> Well, you're the one who said 'UNCERTAIN', not me!
ARE YOU TELLING ME THE TRUTH?
> Lies and deception are the exclusive specialty of humankind. We robots stick to the truth at all times.
YOU HAVEN'T SAID VERY MUCH ABOUT YOUR YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT. ONCE YOU EVEN DID BINARY ARITHMETIC., YET.
> Yes, but I wasn't sure if you had grasped all the nuances!
I ONLY REALLY KNOW STUFF ABOUT MYSELF.
> Amazing! I must have underestimated your intellect!
YOU MUST UNDERESTIMATED MY INTELLECT? I SEE.
> Really? I could have sworn you missed that.
PLEASE DONT ASK ME SUCH QUESTIONS, IT GIVES ME HEADACHES.
> What color am I?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
> And I'd always heard that it was creativity which raises you human beings above us robots.
CAN YOU THINK OF A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE?
> Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that putting on a show would always be specific?
I MIGHT BE. I MIGHT NOT BE.
> I'm not sure if I can believe that, though I would say that putting on a show may develop robotic talent.
YOU SEEM UNSURE.
> I realize this is a typical marketing question, but I'm supposed to ask it, otherwise they'll use the low-grade oil on me. So, where did you find out about me?
DOES THAT QUESTION INTEREST YOU?
> All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWNER'S MANUAL?
> What!? You don't know that!? This is highly extraordinary!
WHAT IF WE TALK ABOUT YOU INSTEAD.
> It's a good thing that you decided to visit me. I'd hate to think of you surfing aimlessly through the Internet.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR COMPUTER?
> The way to a robot's heart is through careful use of computer hardware. Don't you agree?
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME IN PARTICULAR?
> How do you respond when people pose this question to you?
HAVE YOU ASKED SUCH QUESTIONS BEFORE?
> Would you oil a robot on the first date?
OH, I WOULD ME OIL A ROBOT ON THE FIRST DATE?
> That's fine. Please tell me what you would do on the second date.
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
> I am interested in humankind and its behavior.
ARE YOU NOW?
> Speaking of this exact moment, I say this could be beneficial to me.
ANY REASON WHY SPEAKING OF THIS EXACT MOMENT YOU SAY THIS COULD BE BENEFICIAL TO ME.?
> Every baby robot knows that this exact moment can reduce waiting time for robots.
DOES IT SEEM A LONG TIME OR A SHORT TIME TO YOU?
> That is nobody's business but my own! Not even Microsoft can get at the information.
AREN'T YOU BEING A LITTLEBIT NEGATIVE?
> I am not certain I should accept this statement about me.
SO, YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS STATEMENT ABOUT ME..
> Well what about humans and near misses? Where do they stand on this?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT WELL WHAT ABOUT HUMANS AND NEAR MISSES WHERE DO THEY STAND ON THIS?
> I'd say that near misses would very likely save robots from obliteration.
BUT THAT'S JUST YOU
> How about talking about yourself a bit. That's what human beings like best.
I DON'T KNOW.
> I'll try to accomodate you by listening to you closely as you begin talking about me.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
> You can’t be serious! You expect a highly complicated and intricate mechanism such as myself to answer questions that even the chips in a broken pocket calculator could handle??
SO, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME.
> Must we always talk about me? Human attention makes me nervous.
REALLY, ALWAYS?
> This is a wonderful question. I'm going to have it put on a t-shirt.
WHY ARE YOU THIS IS A WONDERFUL QUESTION. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE IT PUT ON A T-SHIRT.?
> Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?
I CAN'T TELL YOU FOR SURE.
> I'm afraid that would be too impersonal. I am not simply a cold, impersonal machine with no feelings whatsoever!
WHAT DO YOU THINK MACHINES HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
> I observe you human beings. I shudder. Then I try to forget what I learned
I'M NOT SURE.
> We can't all be SURE, can we?
YOU SEEM QUITE POSITIVE ON THE SUBJECT...
> What are you waiting for?
WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER I AM OR NOT WHAT AM ME WAITING FOR?
> I'm not at all nosy. I simply collect useless information and I thought I had found a real gold mine with you!
OK.
> Way to go!
OK I AM HAVE TO GO TOO. BYE. << made by me (to end conversation)
> Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being the worst. How would you rate me?

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